Sunday, August 31, 2008
TAKING ANOTHER STAB AT IT
On some days I dragged myself back up to the stairs and into the cafeteria, brought low by the tragedy of an empty box, but on other days I scurried upstairs and found an empty couch where I could plop myself down and open a letter from Sarah like a bat ripping into a moth. Furiously, hungrily I tore into it and consumed it. Throughout the day I would regurgitate the sacred letter from my pocket and consume it again and again. There is no hunger for which there is no food.
That CPO BOX was an iconic part of my college experience, and thus when I graduated I resolved to mail things back to the current boxholder whomever he or she may be. I didn't want to be creepy though so I put my return address and a letter explaining myself in the first letter, but he/she would have none of it. I can't conceive of a person who would "refuse" a piece of mail. Who would willfully render the once pregnant mailbox barren? I will not let this stand. You will find no return address on this year's correspondence, and I am recruiting all of you to mail stuff to my former CPO BOX.
Please e-mail me at barefootkangaroo@aol.com if you are willing to join project pregnant. I have instructions for you.
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Friday, August 29, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
MY SHOES- #3
"W-w-when'r w-w-we gonna get the b-b-blue suit."
SARAH AND I DROPPED BOWDEN OFF AT KINDERGARTEN TODAY
It was surprisingly emotional for this Daddy. I love that boy!
WHAT IS THAT ONE FINGER CALLED?
Sunday, August 24, 2008
ELECTION YEAR MANIA
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
MY SHOES- #2
A few days ago I was watching the news when Lucy came up to me. She was crying and tears were rolling down her chubby little cheeks.
“What’s wrong Lucy?”
Lucy can be difficult to understand under normal circumstances, but when she gets worked up it is nearly impossible to make out what she is trying to say. So I had to calm her down and ask a couple more times before I finally got it out of her.
“Bowden called me a poopy-butt!!!”
Using my sternest voice I thundered in Bowden’s direction,
“Bowden, come here.”
Bowden appeared around the corner wearing nothing but his underwear and a scowl. He was brandishing a pirate sword.
“Bowden, did you call Lucy a poopy-butt?”
But before Bowden could enter a plea, Lucy released her pent up rage and screamed across the room,
“You call me nice butt!!!”
“What’s wrong Lucy?”
Lucy can be difficult to understand under normal circumstances, but when she gets worked up it is nearly impossible to make out what she is trying to say. So I had to calm her down and ask a couple more times before I finally got it out of her.
“Bowden called me a poopy-butt!!!”
Using my sternest voice I thundered in Bowden’s direction,
“Bowden, come here.”
Bowden appeared around the corner wearing nothing but his underwear and a scowl. He was brandishing a pirate sword.
“Bowden, did you call Lucy a poopy-butt?”
But before Bowden could enter a plea, Lucy released her pent up rage and screamed across the room,
“You call me nice butt!!!”
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Monday, August 18, 2008
THE MAP TO McCUENS


I TOLD YOU SO
Before opening day (A.K.A. Happy Day), I would like to make a few predictions regarding the upcoming NFL season.
First of all here are the 6 teams from the AFC who will make it to the postseason:
Colts
Patriots
Chargers
Browns
Jets
Steelers
...and the six from the NFC:
Redskins
Seahawks
Buccaneers
Vikings
Cowboys
Saints
The superbowl will be:
Redskins vs. Browns
Be advised, I told you so.
First of all here are the 6 teams from the AFC who will make it to the postseason:
Colts
Patriots
Chargers
Browns
Jets
Steelers
...and the six from the NFC:
Redskins
Seahawks
Buccaneers
Vikings
Cowboys
Saints
The superbowl will be:
Redskins vs. Browns
Be advised, I told you so.
MY SHOES- #1
Sunday, August 17, 2008
HONEY, WHERE'S JACK?
INCREDIBLE EDIBLE
You'll need:
1 stick butter
1/2 cup brown sugar
3/4 tsp cinnamon
1/4 cup brandy
4 medium bananas
In pan over medium-high heat, melt butter, add brown sugar & cinnamon, stir, add sliced bananas and cook until carmelized. Pour in brandy and ignite- STAND BACK!!! Once all the alcohol has burned off, pour it over ice cream and enjoy. I hear it is also good served on crepes. I'm sad I didn't get a picture of the fireball that results from touching fire to a 1/4 cup of brandy. It was IMPRESSIVE!
Being a complete teetotaler, it felt strange having a big bottle of Brandy on my kitchen counter. I remember when I first began working as a police officer I became curious what beer tasted like. Every day I was going into work and doing little else but dealing with drunks, and I thought that drinking a beer might give me some small perspective into their situation. So one day as I was buying groceries I bought some budweisers as well. They sat in my fridge for a week or so, and I just couldn't bring myself to drink them. Except for when I was very little and my Grandpa gave me a sip of his "super apple juice," I had never imbibed alcohol. My virgin lips and my upbringing kept me from the intended experiment, and one day as I sat watching TV after work I thought, "What if I died in a car accident and my folks came up to clean out my apartment? They would always wonder about that 6-pack in my fridge. So I poured them down the sink, and tossed the empties into the recycling bin.
Those drunks should experiment with my lifestyle.
Monday, August 11, 2008
Sunday, August 10, 2008
MY 2008 SUMMER STAFF LETTER
Charles Spurgeon one wrote, "Be much with those who are much with God...make those your companions on earth who will be your companions in heaven." As pilgrim's and sojourners in a foreign land we find ourselves on a road trip of eternal significance, and I am thankful to our Lord for traveling companions such as you. I think that years from now I will look back on the summef of 2008 as a stretch of road made easier by good conversation, laughter, and burdens shared- a time spent with friends who shared my passion for Christ and who look forward, as I do, to our destination in the New Jerusalem. It is my earnest hope that in the years to come God would permit many happy reunions with each of you where we can swap stories of our experiences in the way, but if circumstances don't allow for that then I will see you at home.
Stay strong in the Lord, I love you guys!
Bayyyyye!
Josh Tate
Stay strong in the Lord, I love you guys!
Bayyyyye!
Josh Tate
Saturday, August 02, 2008
Friday, August 01, 2008
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!?!

The Redskins will open the NFL preseason against the Indianapolis Colts in the 46th annual Hall of Fame Game on Sunday, Aug. 3 in Canton, Ohio.
The contest will kick off at 8 p.m. ET at Canton's Fawcett Stadium and will be televised nationally on NBC's Sunday Night Football.
Al Michaels will call the play-by-play and John Madden will provide color commentary. Adam Schefter will serve as side reporter.
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