Friday, December 19, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
BOBCAT TRACKS AND AN OLD INDIAN CAVE
Aren't Bobcat tracks cute. I wish I had set a penny or something next to it to show scale. They were definitely bigger than a house cats, but slightly smaller then most dog tracks. You can tell a cat track, I have learned, by the shape of the track (canine tracks are longer then they are wide with the fifth pad less pronounced), the lack of claw imprints (cats retract their claws when walking along), and the shape of the base pad (canine's are pointed in front while as the pad of a cat has a slight indentation at the top). Mountain lion tracks are similar in appearance but larger- typically about the size of a CD. The tracks of a Mountain Lion's front paws are noticeably larger than the rear paws while as canine tracks are uniformly the same size front and back. I couldn't discern any difference in size between the Bobcat's front and rear paws so I wonder if that is a trait unique to Mountain Lion tracks. Maybe so.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
MY BROTHER JOEL KNIT ME THESE MITTENS.
SNOW DAY!!!
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
"IS THAT SNOW ON YOUR CAR? WHERE YOU FROM?"
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
KICK- INSTALLMENT #11
Kick, got out of bed and, wearing only a pair of boxer shorts, he walked across the unadorned wood floor of the shop. He made his way towards the front door with a bleary-eyed annoyed look on his face. Someone was still pounding on it, and as he neared the door Kick bellowed, “I’m coming! I’m coming!” Modesty required that Kick open the door just a crack, but as he did, the door was violently pushed open so that Kick fell back against a display case. Filling the doorway was a big Trooper who he recognized as John Irwack. He had met Irwack before. Behind him stood two more troopers who Kick didn’t recognize, and behind them, out in the parking lot, stood two men in suits. “Hi Kick,” Irwack said with a forced air of civility, “We have a search warrant.” Kick looked blankly at the paper that was forced into his hands “Turn around and put your hands behind your back,” said one of the other troopers. Kick did as he was told. A trooper, tall and lanky with a pockmarked face, handcuffed him and directed him to sit Indian style in front of the open door. "C'mon! At least let me get dressed," said Kick, but nobody seemed to care. The tall lanky trooper guarded Kick while the two detectives, Trooper Irwack and the third Trooper began searching the shop as well as his living area in the back.
Kick watched as one of the detectives methodically searched the area behind the cash register. When he came to the locked drawer where Kick kept his dope he looked at Kick and said, “Mr. Tomwright, do you have a key for this drawer.”
“No.” said Kick.
“Then I’m going to have to bust it open.”
Kick shrugged as if to say, “So what.”
“Joe, bring me the pry tool please. It’s in the trunk of my car,” said the detective.
The third Trooper, who was apparently named Joe, stepped past Kick and soon returned with a long metal pry tool which he handed across the counter to the detective. The detective set to work prying open the drawer while "Joe" watched. With a horrible wrenching-splintering sound the drawer popped open. Kick knew he was busted. He could picture the gallon ziplock bag full of marijuana, the odd assortment of paraphernalia, and the dog-eared envelope full of cash which he knew were there. With a glassy expression he stared out the open door. Maggie Zeller was jogging past on the road in front of the shop. At the sight of the Cruisers out front she stopped and jogged in place, soaking up the drama. Kick, dressed only in his boxers, and sitting Indian style with his hands behind his back, glared at her above his shaggy beard. He looked like a mix between a Buddha and an angry troll framed by the open door. Maggie moved on. Kick expected the detective to say something about the dope, but when he finally spoke he said, “Sorry, about the drawer Mr. Tomwright.”
Kick looked in his direction and saw that he was now searching behind a display case. He hadn’t found anything! Impossible! The other detective came out of the back bedroom holding a book in one hand and a roll of evidence bags in the other. “Did you find anything, Al?” he asked the detective behind the counter.
“No.”
“Not even in the drawer?”
“Nah. Nothing. You?”
“Nothing. I did find this book on Mr. Tomwright’s night stand.”
Kick didn’t recognize the book which had a picture of a soaring eagle on its cover.
“It’s entitled, Living Drug and Alcohol Free.”
Now Kick was sure that the book wasn’t his.
“Drug and alcohol free, eh? That’s not what we heard, Kick. Do you wanna tell us where you keep your marijuana? We know you’ve been selling out of your shop here. If we have to call in a dog we will. We're gonna find it. You’re just making things harder. It’ll look better for you if you work with us. You know?”
Kick looked at the detective with a bewildered expression on his face. “I want a lawyer,” he said, “now.”
For the next several hours they tore the place apart. They finally called in a dog, which barked and scratched everywhere behind the counter indicating the presence of drug residue, but they never found anything. They finally admitted defeat at around noon, and with angry expressions on their faces, they removed Kick’s handcuffs, got back in their cruisers, and drove away. The shop was a mess. Kick staggered behind the counter and looked inside the shattered remnants of his dope drawer. “Nothing,” he muttered out loud. “Huh.” Picking up the book the detective had found on his night stand he opened the front cover. Inside was written, "To Kick from Ilvie."
ADVENTURE SLEEPING.
THANKS, KEITH!!!
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
–Margaret G. Zackowitz
KICK- INSTALLMENT #10
“Oh, I’m sorry,” he said, and was about to walk away when the little man demanded imperiously that he wash his clothes in the same cereal bowl he had just bathed in. “Just swish them around a bit,” he ordered. "That should get some of the fishy smell out of 'em."
Kick took the bowl and the strange little clothes and walked to the other side of the kitchen where he did as requested. Dunking the clothes in the tepid soapy water he swished them around with his forefinger, and then removing them one by one he wrung them out and stretched them out on a napkin to dry.
“What’s your name?” Kick asked.
“My parents named me Ilverbottum, but most everybody calls me Ilvie.”
“And your people, what are they called?”
“Widjiwats,” the little man answered between bights.
“Are there many of you?”
The little man looked annoyed, “Kick, we’ll have time for question and answer later. I don’t feel up to it right now. As soon as my clothes are dry I’ll be leaving for a while to seek instructions about what do with you.”
Kick wanted answers to the dozens of questions swirling in his brain like a day's catch in the live-well, but sensed from the man’s demeanor that they would have to wait. “How are the fish?” he asked.
“Excellent! They truly are. From the mouth of a fish to fish in my mouth- what a day!!!”
Kick brought over the little man’s clothes, and laid them neatly next to the half eaten minnow meal. Then he left him to finish his meal in private and puttered around the shop for a while. When he came back all evidence that the little man had been there was gone and he wondered if he had been hallucinating.
WIDJIWAT LULLABY- THE THROWING UP SONG
This song was born late one night next to Lucy's bed side. She had been throwing up, and I was doing my best to keep her mind off of her angry tummy when somehow this song just came out. As soon as she had been succesfully ushered off to dreamland I shuffled into my room and scribbled down the words. Lucy still really likes it and a couple of times she has attempted to feign an illness just so I would sing it. For those newcomers to my blog I am aware that my voice is less than melodic, but until someone with a sweeter voice volunteers to sing all my lullabies you are stuck with me.
I thought this song was appropriate for this installment because for the past couple of days everyone in our home, save yours truly, has been doubled over a toilet (or in Jack's case the couch and highchair. Ughhhhh.) We have raised the black flag of pestilence. I credit my resistance to this plague to a stready diet of phenylalanine. Poor Sarah hasn't been feeling well at all. I think her condition is exacerbated by the pregnancy. I hope she sleeps well tonight. Maybe she would if she would allow me to sing her this song. I am investigating the possibility that it may have healing properties. Lucy seems convinced that it does- "Daddy, my tummy is better! The song made it better!"
Little Jack (or Lucy or Bowden) you're not feeling very good
'Cause your tummy isn't acting like it should
I will tell you a story
And sing you a song
And maybe by morning
You'll be better along.
(repeat)