I have puposefully avoided "deserted island questions" up to now because I feel they are a little trite, but I have finally decided to succumb to the self-imposed pressure.
If you were stranded on a deserted island with one of the cast from Sesame Street (no real people) who would you choose?
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I say Snuffalopogus... because if it went bad and I started to starve I think he would provide the most meat.
Hmm...which ones are the girl muppets?
Yeah, I think Snuffy or Big Bird for reasons of edibility. But if it's sheer entertainment, I'm bringing Harry Monster. The guy's a genius.
Snuffy would also double as a beast of burden. That should clinch it.
Obviously, you have forgotten the resourcefulness of Oscar the Grouch and his bottomless trash can. If you could befriend him - or assasinate him if need be - I'm sure you could take that can straight to China if you so desire. Plus, Oscar always had the best writers.
The count, because he could turn into a bat and fly and get some help.
rubber duckie. he can float away and get help.
Snuffalopogus would be folly. That carcass would rot on the beach long before you could consume all of that meat.
Big Bird...Big Bird is a little unstable I think. I wouldn't be surprised if he turned on you and pecked ya to death before you could consume him.
In the end I'm going to go with Chad on this. The count has magic. He could maybe drum up some food and I have every reason to believe he's human.
If not the Count then the big shaggy dog for purposes of brute labor.
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