Sunday, April 02, 2006

LA QUESTION DU JOUR

If you had to move your eyes from their current location to somewhere else on your body, and you couldn't put them anywhere above the neck, where would you put them? I would put them on the inside of my left palm.

6 comments:

Rocket Surgeon, Phd said...

I would put them on my chest, symmetrically in line with where they are now.

I'm pretty sure the placement of the eyes are key for balance.

Although for purposes of activity, having them on your shins would be pretty cool. You'd have the wherewithall of a cat...

barefootkangaroo said...

If they were located on your hand you could move them to where they are currently located simply by resting your hand on your nose. You could also look around corners, under things and in tight places with great ease. If your eyes were located on your chest you would always be bumping your head on things, and you would have to turn your entire body to look in different directions. Not to mention that chest level isn't high enough to drive. Lance Fogle says that he would put one eye one his back and one on his chest so he could see in either direction. I said that this would give him a headache, but he said that he would keep one or the other of the eyes closed. It's still rediculous. The inside of the left palm is next best thing to our current situation.

Rocket Surgeon, Phd said...

Genius, Lance...

Anonymous said...

I can't improve on any of this.

La Joconde said...
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La Joconde said...

At the beginning I thought of the back. But if I want to watch TV in my bed, I can't...
The idea oh the hand is good but in certain cases i can't evoke here it is preferable to close your eyes.
I really think eyes are located in an intelligent and theoric place today for a human life.
It's better to look ahead, towards the future. It's more positive.