Sunday, September 20, 2009

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I just turned on the TV to watch the pregame show ahead of the Cowboys/Giants game tonight and was appalled to find the odious Keith Olbermann there giving the highlights of the day's games. Ruining football by his mere presence! It's like going on a date with a girl and learning that she invited a friend of hers to come along as well. A guy friend who you have shrewdly identified as a rival suitor attempting an end-round under the guise of friendship.

"You'll like him. He's sooo funny."

Sure, I will. I can't stand Keith Olbermann, and if he insists on hi-jacking my evening's entertainment I will be forced to write a letter to NBC. "C'mon football, let's go somewhere else."

2 comments:

barefootkangaroo said...

Oh my! I just watched him do the recap of the Skins/Rams game, and I felt physically ill. I have never been so acutely aware of how much I dislike Olbermann as i am right now. This is certainly unreasonable and also quite possibly sinful. I'm feeling a tad convicted.

Tate Family said...

Stow the conviction, ensign. Go with your revulsion: it is honest and true. Olbermann is repugnant and brings the stink of smug into a place where we should not have to hold our noses.