I just turned on the TV to watch the pregame show ahead of the Cowboys/Giants game tonight and was appalled to find the odious Keith Olbermann there giving the highlights of the day's games. Ruining football by his mere presence! It's like going on a date with a girl and learning that she invited a friend of hers to come along as well. A guy friend who you have shrewdly identified as a rival suitor attempting an end-round under the guise of friendship.
"You'll like him. He's sooo funny."
Sure, I will. I can't stand Keith Olbermann, and if he insists on hi-jacking my evening's entertainment I will be forced to write a letter to NBC. "C'mon football, let's go somewhere else."