Tuesday, May 22, 2007
CONVERSATIONS WITH BOWDEN
Daddy: Bowden, what do dinosaurs do when their teeth get dirty? Do they brush them with a toothbrush?
Bowden: No, they're just dinosaurs. They don't use teethbrushes.
Daddy: Oh...so what do they do when their teeth get yucky?
Bowden: Well actually, they don't... I mean... they just don't use teethbrushes...because they're just dinosaurs.
Daddy: Hmmm... what do they do when they go poop? Do they wipe themselves with toilet paper?
Bowden: No, that's silly! They're dinosaurs! They don't use toilet paper.
Daddy: Ewwwww! So they don't wipe their bottom after they go poop?
Bowden: They use their tail.
Daddy: Their tail?
Daddy: Well, how do they get the poop off their tail?
Bowden: With their teeth.
Daddy: Ewwwww! ...and you said they don't brush their teeth. That's gross!!!!
Bowden: Well actually, it's not poop...I mean...it's mostly mud.