I will eat until I get sick.
I will drink a delicious beverage.
I will comment that the commercials weren't as good this year.
Someone else will disgaree with me and say they liked this commercial or that one.
I will stick to my guns and say "That one was alright, but I still don't think they're as good overall."
The aforementioned someone will then say "whatever."
At halftime I will get up, stare at the food, and even though I am not even remotely hungry anymore I will force some more calories down the old food shoot.
It's the way of my people.
I will root for the colts.
The Bears will win by ten points.
Final score 24-14.