Friday, June 02, 2006

WHAT FOLLOWS IS THE MANIFESTO, WHICH SPARKED A REVOLUTION. ORIGINALLY WRITTEN IN 1999 "EARTH'S SHORT FUTUTRE" IS JUST AS RELEVANT TODAY AS IT WAS THEN

Write today for your free A.P.D. membership card. (barefootkangaroo@aol.com) By joining the A.P.D. you will be joining one of the fastest growing non-profit orginazations in the country. We hope over the next few years to open our first international chapter in Sudan thanks to Sandy and Reid Arensen who are enthusiatically heading up the project. Thanks Sandy and Reid!

3 comments:

Griffen said...

We're up to the challenge, and feel that we can draw from what we know of the Congolese pigmies as the societal standard. We're anticipating a bit of an obstacle with the Dinkas, who average 6.5 - 7 feet in height, both men and women, but believe we can win them over in time. First step is to change their current diet, which consists of about 80 percent milk/20 percent food, and get them onto the koolaide program Lisa mentioned earlier. Studies also show that spagettios and Kraft's Macaroni and Cheese are known height inhibitors.
We will do our best.

barefootkangaroo said...

I knew you would be up to the challenge, and it is with great respect for your abilities and dedication to our common cause that I send you out as an emissary of enlightenment.

barefootkangaroo said...

...and a champion of the little people!