Thursday, April 06, 2006

QUESTION OF THE DAY


If you were selected by invading alien overlords to choose an additional place on the human body where longish hair would grow- which region of the body would you choose? Current locations are head, underarm, and groin- where else could you see longish hair being acceptable or possibly even attractive. I think a nice fuzzy thatch on the back of the hands would be kind of nice.
Fetching even!

10 comments:

misserose said...

I would choose a strip of it circling your waist. Girls could braid it or whatnot for stylish hair skirts. Boys could ... I don't know what boys could do. It would be like a tummy mohawk.

barefootkangaroo said...

Those are some good thoughts. I also thought it would be interesting if we had hair on our shoulders like epaulets.

Anonymous said...

I'd like it on my toes.

Rocket Surgeon, Phd said...

I'm going to throw up....

But before I do, it'd be best in a ring around our eyes like racoons.

La Joconde said...

I have an idea but i don't know exactly the name of this "place". It's the 4th finger of the left hand. I'll call it "wedding finger".
So, you let your hair (or hairs) long until you find the man (or woman)of your life.
When your hair is long in this place it means you have no place to wear the famous ring, symbol of eternal love. When you meet the good person you shave your hair and wear the ring.
Good idea or not?

La Joconde said...

I like the skirt idea by Misserose. It's ecologic and economic. Skirts for girls and boys too. Some Scottish guys are sexy with their kilt.

I don't like epaulets. It's obsolete.

I thought everyones had hairs (not real hair of course, not me at least)on toes. Masculine place for hair maybe.

Racoons are cute but i don't want to be killed for my fur and be worn as a hat on Davy Croquet head.
But it protects your eyes from the sun. Good.

barefootkangaroo said...

Brilliant, La Jaconde!

Rocket Surgeon, Phd said...

"Davy Croquet..."

the cutest thing I've ever read

La Joconde said...

It takes you to the prom, i guess?

Rocket Surgeon, Phd said...

yeah...it signed my yearbook.