Monday, September 07, 2009

A MODEST PROPOSAL FOR THESE TROUBLED TIMES

You will note that, based on my map, Alaska is on its own and Hawaii has been returned to the Hawaiian royal family. Don't worry guys, I will funnel weapons and other material support to Palin in her bid to unify Alaska under her iron fist.

3 comments:

john tate said...

Good luck with that Job - you've got the toughest draw I think. Of course you can always draft brother Cheney into service.

MomZup said...

It would appear the only Naval Tate is landlocked! However he does appear to have the "Great Lakes", scene of his budding military career, in his sway!

barefootkangaroo said...

Hadn't thought of that. Maybe I'll trade him Washington for Kansas. Maybe Kansas and Nebraska. Of course I was going to use Seattle as my base to funnel supplies to Palin in Alaska. I'll move my operation to Oregon.