Wednesday, July 08, 2009


According to the AP, Prince was forced to flee the Kingdom of Pop earlier today as fighting broke out between rival factions attempting to capitalize on the power vacuum created by the death of late monarch, Michael Jackson. Prince was forced to seek exile in Country after being denied entry into Rock & Roll, Jazz, and the city state of Ska.


Tate said...

Brilliant, Josh. I suspect that, like Bonnie Prince Charlie, Prince will probably try to return with a foreign army. Could the Kingdom of Pop possibly resist an invasion of Prince leading an army of Dolly Parton and Rascall Flats?

I picture battle lines drawn up as in Braveheart and Prince riding up and down in front of his Country followers, rallying the trooops. "We're going to onslaught like it's 1999!"
Please, Oak Ridge Boys, don't moon the enemy.

barefootkangaroo said...

I think Madonna would ensure her place as Queen through a strong coalition of boy bands.