At first I was gonna say 1 million would do it, but really, who are we kidding? I'd do it for a fraction of that price.You can always make up nicknames. Have them go by their middle name. And/or you can change it after the fact.I mean really. Money is money. And money pays the bills for little Vomit Fredrickson.
I don't think I would give away naming rights for any amount of money, although it's easy to say that without any offers on the table.But I have to say I would much rather be at the mercy of a naming committee made up of teenage boys, than one made up of teenage girls. I'm just afraid the girls would be too earnest about it.
Indecent proposal! I might be persuaded to do it for a hefty sum. To turn down a lot of money would sure put a lot of pressure on any name the mrs. and I would give. "You turned down a hundred grand and then named me Jessica?!"
I would do it for enough to pay off my college loans, and then all my children's loans too. What would I do if they named it the "f" word....give the money back, no deal, I guess.
$3.68 and a new Jeep. OH! and tickets to Disney Land...
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