TOP 10 LESSER KNOWN POLICY POSITIONS OF JOHN McCAIN

10. He’s pro pudding
9. He support’s Israel’s right to “party on”
8. He backs federal funding to get to the bottom of “the whole bigfoot thing.”
7. Coke better than Pepsi
6. He advocates raising the minimum age for the presidency from 35 to 48
5. In the east coast vs. west coast rap feud McCain was straight up West Saiiiide!
4. He’s a Staunch supporter of Justin Timberlake’s efforts to bring sexy back
3. If elected President he has promised to tap the strategic funk reserve
2. A true maverick, he sidestepped the boxers or briefs controversy by “goin’ commando.”
1. Free Bird is the best song ever!!!