Monday, October 23, 2006

East or Lambein?

Runaway bride and false reporter of crimes- Ms. Wilbank.

10 comments:

BarefootKangaroo said...

I say East unequivocally. I just get an East vibe off of her.

Steve said...

Again, I agree. The way I see it, at its borders, Lambein edges off into criminality, East into mental illness.

sarah said...

you guys are so wrong. this lady is lambien all the way.
running away from a marriage and falsifying info? lambien.
lots of makeup?
lambien.
and she has that crazy look that lambien girls got after hanging out with the criminal element and not know how to deal with it.

but, being an east girl myself, i tend to send all criminals, debutantes and beauty queens to lambien, home of the fakers.
except some girls, who just didn't belong.

Rocket Surgeon, Phd said...

I have it on very good authority-

Lambein

BarefootKangaroo said...

The stereotype of Lambein is, as far as I can see, entirely undeserved. Although East will always hold a cherished place in my heart as the temporary home of my one true love, I think that Lambein girls were a solid bunch during my time at Houghton. Some of those girls in East... I don't know.

She is definitely an East girl.

BarefootKangaroo said...

...and her unfortunate one time fiance was a biology major from Shen. One of those guys you didn't see much because he was always hanging out with Wilbanks and her friends or with his weirdo friends in the science building.

You should have seen this coming friend, and if you had just plopped down next to me in the lounge and watched sportscenter I would have done my best to warn you.

timollie said...

I have to go with Lambein here. She's incredibly high maintenance.

Liana said...

I, too, would have to say Lambein.

Dan said...

having married an east girl my biased opinion is to send this one to lambein.

Chad said...

I'd just send her off to Wheaton College and let them deal with her.