Tuesday, April 04, 2006

FOR THE ORIENTAL TATES




If we, the occidental Tates, continue to evolve in isolation from the rest of the Tate population east of the Mississippi I'm afraid we may grow pouches and become marsupial Tates. I would stick my soda in there while I was watching TV, and I'd probably carry my cell phone in there while I was walking around. I would lend my cell phone to people, and they would be all like "Your cell phone smells funny."

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