If you had an umlimited supply of M&Ms and you were paid 1 dollar for each one that you ate in succession how much money do you think you could make? No handfulls. If you puke- you're done.
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LAKE CHAMPLAIN
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this is gross. i would make at least two thousand dollars, but I am known for taking seconds.
You speak about the real M&Ms with the peanut inside or the minis with noting inside?
I just like the real ones.
But I won't become rich in a financial way. I'd give M&Ms to children and everybody to read a smile on their face. It would be my pay.
I am talking about the regular M&M's- no peanut inside. I've been to France before, and I was unable to coax a smile from anyone while I was there. I should have brought a big bag of M&M's. Who knew that M&M's were the key to the Frenchman's heart? Someone inform President Bush immediately. Now what will win over the rest of the world. I'm thinking Necco Wafers.
I enjoyed my visit to France. Especially southern France- Nice, Marseille, Aixe en Provence. I also enjoyed Paris. It was a wonderful experience. I would be lying if I didn't say that I thought the people were a little surly though. I have always had a warm spot in my heart for France and all things French. I just wish France loved me back. My wife, Sarah, says I should apologize for saying that the French are surly.
I think some people are surly. In Paris. It is a capital. People are strange. They are in a hurry. They are stressed, frightened...
When you are a woman it is difficult. Some men are oppressive. They talk with you, follow you... Sometimes when you smile to someone, this person thinks you are insane. Many people are paranoid. But others are nice and simple, cool, smiling...
A minimum of suspicion is required in this city. People abuse of your naivety.
France loves you. Sarah is very diplomatic. Thank you.
If the M&M challenge were sprung on me suddenly...like perhaps on a day like this, which is so candy-centric and i am thus a little worn out...it would not be such a lottery. But if I could get my mind and stomach right for the task I think I'm good for a cool $2000. I think chewing them would be vital.
You know who are surly?
People from Massachusettes
How many are in a bag? I ate 4 pounds of ground beef in March. I could eat 4 pounds of chocolate. I'll take the over on $2k.
I would definately earn more than $1000.00 dollars. I am not so sure about $2000.00 though. That's a little high. I know that saying that may spur one of you on to an act of insanity. I implore you not to attempt it. "Nobody ever ate fifty eggs!"
If you take up a collection such that I will be paid $2000 for eating 2001 consecutive M&Ms, I will fly out to California to do it.
Whatever Steve can eat a lot of i can eat more. My tenure with the Filipino's can be likened to a time spent in a temple, training.
I could take you, Steve.
I could totally eat fifty eggs
2001 M&M's will cost just a couple of yankee greenbacks. I will do some independent research and get back to you on this issue. Any scheme that involves bringing Steve to California is an attractive one for me, but I will have to do some research to ascertain who would be made into the bigger fool. You for traveling thousands of miles to puke under a palm tree or me for watching you.
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