If you had to dress like Richard Simmons or wear a full Football uniform (Pads, helmet, cleats, the whole nine yards) for the rest of your life which would you choose?
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
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LAKE CHAMPLAIN
THOSE WHO LIVE IN VERMONT, AS ME AND MINE DO, HOLD THE EASTERN SHORE IS THE BETTER OF THE TWO, BUT EVEN WE CONCEDE NEW YORKERS HAVE THE BETTER VIEW
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Football uniform hands-down. Simmons' outfit is one of the few respected less.
Football uniform wins in a landslide...You could convince yourself that you're super hero and that's your costume.
Simmons. That's just homosexual
I, for one, am going to part with the popular consensus and go with Richard Simmons here. I might lead a hermit like existence, hiding from society like a shaved cat, but I would put comfort and maneuverability above my pride. It would be so hard to do simple things like going to to the bathroom for the rest of your life if your wardrobe consisted solely of football uniforms. You can't sweat to the oldies in a football uniform. I would probably become nocturnal and would do a lot of shopping on the internet, but I would definately go with Richard Simmons.
You're married though, and thus socially secure.
My prospects for marriage are doomed enough as is...I don't need hot pants and a fiery tank top to impede me any further...
Although...I guess...sleeping in a football get up would be rugged as would driving...
Tough call.
You don't think a football uniform 24/7 would cramp your style with the ladies a little bit? Ladies are not going to be impressed either way. Either you will strike them as being crazy or... well, like Richard Simmons. Choose your poison. "Hey baby, love me love my hot pants! You know you like it!"
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