Sunday, October 22, 2006

I'M SURPRISINGLY FINE WITH IT, BUT I AM DEFINITELY GOING UNDERGROUND.

I think that with the schedule they pulled, and the way they have struggled early this season, I am not premature in declaring this turkey cooked. I am not without hope though. I think that this will allow them to truly loosen up and experiment a little. With all of the new personnel, and a new offensive system we need to look at this season as an opportunity to get our act together before a break out year in 2007. I had hoped that this year would be a break out year, but, clearly, it is not to be.
I think that as the season goes on we will see Jason Campbell carry some of the weight in the quarterback position. Not because Brunell is hurting the team, but because we have to see what he's got if he's gonna be the man next season.
I anticipate the team will loosen up and start having fun as the chances of making the playoffs fade away. Hopefully this will help galvanize and steady a team struggling to find its identity.

2007 will be a very different story. I just hope they can keep their core group of guys together, and I hope Gibbs doesn't retire or get fired.

I don't want to sound like I am hedging my bets, 'cause I really do think the Skins have everything it takes to go all the way this season, but the schedule this season is just brutal. Including the Colts, who we play today, 8 of our remaining nine opponents have winning records. I just don't see a weekend for the remainder of the season where we can kind of catch our breath with an easy win. This season is going to be a tough slog. This may be a building year, which will serve to harden and galvanize the skinz in preparation for a breakout year in 2007.

Having said that, I think if they find an identity and put together a string of victories the skinz possess all of the necessary elements to go the super bowl. Yeah, I said it- the super bowl!

QUESTION OF THE DAY


If you had to live out the rest of your days inside a video game world, which video game would you choose to live in?

ONCE THERE WAS THIS KID...

"Once there was this kid who got into an accident
And couldn't come to school
And when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white.
He said it was from when
The cars had crashed so hard."

Crash Test Dummies

Saturday, October 21, 2006

THE PUMPKIN

The other night in his story box, Bowden found a note from the Widjiwats, which read;

"For a Halloween Treat
That's really neat
Just take a peak
In the window seat."

Bowden excitedly scurried out of bed and opened the window seat and discovered his very own pumpkin, which I had purchased earlier in the day at Fairway Market. Bowden is a firm believer in Widjiwats, and was glad that they hadn't forgotten to put something in the story box.

A few days later he and I carved it into a Jack-o-lantern. Big fun! The following pictures are out of order, but I trust that they will suffice to convey some of the excitement.








Friday, October 20, 2006

SHEN OR SOUTH?

Captain of the federation starship Enterprise, and ,surprisingly not a pacificist, Captain Jean Luc Picard.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Redskins

The whole season rides on this weekend's game against the Colts.

With a victory hope remains alive.

With a defeat we go back underground until next season.

I believe we can win though.

So says Josh Tate
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." George Orwell

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

"Oh, Shame and Pride are twins,
And Mother Selfish grins
To see her boys at play
Inside my heart today."

Jarudet the Widjiwat

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

I WANT TO APOLOGIZE

I feel the need to apologize for my recent expressions of despair and and hopelessness regarding the Redskins' chances this season. I think there is still hope, and the turnaround begins this week against the 5-0 Colts.

First- the Skins have got be a little hungry for redemption after last weekend.

Second- the Colts will, understandably, not take the Skins seriously.

Thirdly- I feel it in my gut. The skins will win by a touchdown this Sunday.

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the warpath
Fight for Old D.C.!

Monday, October 16, 2006

SHEN OR SOUTH? & EAST OR LAMBEIN?

Jedi Knights, followers of Christ, and residents of the Tempe area Chad and Tricia Irving.

PECUNIARY PSEUDOTRUTH IS A MARKETING TERM

Pecuniary Pseudotruth- Something stated as if it were true, but which is not intended to be believed.
When the bulk of a thing is left unsaid
And questions are not entertained
Then speculation reigns instead
Until truth is discovered or explained.

It is better to face a monster that is seen and understood
Than one that's left a’lurking in the mind’s darkened wood.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT!


I am going underground... deep underground! I can't wait for the start of the 2007/2008 season because, for me, this season is over. How do you lose to the Titans at home? Just depressing!

I mean... have you looked at the schedule for the rest of the season. It doesn't get any easier from here. Next week we play at the Colts and after that we have round two vs. the Cowboys. Even if we somehow miraculously won both of those games we would find ourselves back at 500 while the rest of the NFC East has left us far behind. With a schedule like this you can't let these games slip away from you. The titans! C'mon the Titans? Really? If I hadn't seen the score on NFL Total Access myself I wouldn't believe it!

This season is over. I'm going underground!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PINKY-WINKY!

Today has dawned a beautiful fall day here in Idyllwild. The air is damp and cool, and the trees are still bejeweled from yesterday's drizzle. That's right! It drizzled in Idyllwild! It never does that here. It either rains big fat buckets or it's bone dry, but yesterday it was a very fine rain, just a little stiffer than mist, that fell on the San jacinto Mountains. The woods were foggy, the mountains obscured by clouds, and smoke was curling out of chimneys- almost like the 802. We even started a fire in our fire place, and as I was walking up to my house the smell of the wood smoke was mingling with the damp aromatic fall air and the product made me almost weak in the knees with appreciation for the world our Lord created.

I have begun a new bedtime tradition with Bowden called "the story box." Years and years ago my Grandma McCuen gave me an ornately carved wooden cigar box. Every night when I go up to put Bowden to bed I bring the story box with me. I put an interesting item inside and after we read a story, but before we pray, I open the box and we discover the item that's inside. Than we spend a few minutes talking about the object. Sometimes it is a picture of a place or person. Sometimes it is a toy from my childhood or a letter that we recieved in the mail. Anything you can think of that would be interesting to a 3 year old. Last night I put paper money from around the world and a pocket World Atlas in the story box. Bowden really enjoyed looking at the money. He liked all the different pictures, animals and colors too. But when I tried to look up each country in the atlas, and tell him about the far away places, it betrayed that his 3 year old mind has not yet grasped the concept of a country yet. The following is a bit of dialogue from my futile attempts to illuminate his little mind on the concept:

Me: This money is from countries all around the world. Do you know what a country is?

Bowden: Yeah.

Me: What is it?

Bowden: It's a place where cars drive and Dinosaurs help people.

Me: Oh. Um... Do you you know what country you live in?

Bowden: Yeah... Vermont.

Me: No, silly that's where Grandma and Grandpa Tate live. (We've been talking a lot about Vermont recently because we will be going there in November, and he's excited about that.) Your country is called America. Can you say America?

Bowden: Why is it called that?

Me: Because of an Italian map maker named Amerigo Vespucci. Can you say "I am an American?"

Bowden: I am Amerigo.

Me: (pointing to the United States on a map in the aforementioned Atlas) See... this is America.

Bowden: Which one?

Me: The pink one.

Bowden: Oh... dath funny! Why don't they call it Pinky-winky? Pinky-winky!

Me: Cany you point to where you live on this map?

Bowden: (pointing in the general direction of Russia) Way up here in Idowild.

Me: (directing him back to the United States) No, you live down here.

Bowden: Oh, yeah! In Pinky-Winky!

Saturday, October 14, 2006

HAIL SPATULA!!

I have always thought, and have often commented, that Spatula sounds like the name of a citizen of ancient Rome. Maybe a Caesar or possibly a commander of his legions. If I was taken back in time to Roman days, a la Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, I would definitely introduce myself as Spatula. Other good names would be any word ending in "ous" (example- insidious, rediculous, populous, preposterous, etc...).

Sunday, October 08, 2006

EAST OR LAMBEIN?

Shepherdess, warrior saint, heretic, possibly a witch, troubled youth Joan of Arc

SHEN OR SOUTH?



SUPER SLEUTH, DEFENSE COUNSEL EXTRAORDINAIRE AND GOLDEN AGE BOY-TOY MATLOCK

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Thursday, October 05, 2006

CAMP MARANATHA HAS A BLOG? REALLY?


Yes it is true. Camp Maranatha has a blog. I haven't figured out how to put a link inside a post so I will have to give you the link and then you will have to manually type it and then go to the site. I know... that will take like three seconds- an unacceptable delay! I'm sorry!

www.campmaranatha.blogspot.com

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Monday, October 02, 2006

SHEN OR SOUTH?


President George Washington

SPEAKING OF SHADY PASTS


One night, after I dropped somebody off at Northwest State Correctional Facility, I was jokin' around with some of the corrections guys and they let me pose for mugshots.

PROVERBS 26:11

"As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool returns to his folly."

...AND JOB TATE, PLAYED BY HIMSELF.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Friday, September 29, 2006

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

DUCKTALES AwhoOOOoooh!

I used to really like watching Scrooge McDuck swim in his money.

Monday, September 25, 2006

QUESTION OF THE DAY

If you had to choose one book, and make it so that this book had never been written, which book would you choose?

BAR FIGHTS AND REDSKINS


I remember one time I witnessed the start of a bar-fight in St Albans when I was a Police Officer. I was parked in a dark corner of Municipal Parking Lot #1 with my headlights off watching patrons make their way between the bars on the surrounding streets. It was a cold night, and I mean cold! Subzero winds were whistling between the buildings catching the wraith-like exhaust from parked cars and sending them off into the dark. Over near Kingman Street, on the far side of the parking lot, I observed a young man 'round the corner and make his way into the parking lot. He looked to be in his early twenties and skinny. All he was wearing was a t-shirt. He didn't look cold though, and he wasn't making for any building or parked car (a sure sign he was intoxicated). He was just pacing back and forth in the parking lot, running his fingers through his hair, then jamming his hands in his pockets, then running them through his hair again, and all the while pacing back and forth and muttering to himself.

After a minute or so a girl walked around the corner. Pretty, hair dyed blond with darkish roots showing, and high-heels. She seemed a littly wobbly. "Could be she's drunk or maybe it's the high-heels'" I reasoned. She made her way up to the aforementioned male who grew more agitated. He started yelling and gesturing wildly. I started asking myself "are they gonna work this out themselves or should I offer my assistance?"

Just as I'm about to turn on my headlights and drive across the parking lot, the girl turns and walks back inside. The male follows for a few yards, speaking after her in a more conciliatory tone. She keeps walking and doesn't look back. "Good for her," I said out loud (I talked a lot to myself in my cruiser).

The male, seeing that he had overplayed the angry card, turned on his heel, yells "f**k" and starts walking through the parking lot to another bar on Lake Street. I watched him as he walked through the alleyway by the moose lodge and disappeared around the corner. A few minutes later he walked back into the alley followed by 3 or 4 scurfy lookin dudes. His demeanor had changed. He looked confident not dejected. He was still agitated and angry looking but now it looked like a proactive anger- an anger with a plan. Do you know what I mean? His buddies seemed to be feeding off his enthusiasm and righteous indignation too. I could see they were working themselves up.

I glanced abck across the parking lot and saw the girl walking into the parking lot on the arm of another guy. He was bald, but only shiny on top- like he had started going bald, and then just shaved off what hair was left. It was a good look for him. It made him look tough. So did the tattoos on his bare arms. He was wearing one of those flannel plaid shirts with the sleeves cut off. He was definately fat, but he carried it well, and succeeded in looking more substantial than fat.

despite the cold, I rolled down the window of my cruiser to hear better. It was clear there was going to be a confrontation of some sort, but would it be the legal kind or the illegal? Just as I rolled down the window I heard the first guy, speaking to his friends, say "That's him. That's the f*****r right there!" I looked back at the girl who was climbing up into the cab of the big guy's pickup truck. As the big guy made his way around the back of the truck towards the driver's side he was confronted by the first guys friends who were preventing him from getting into his truck. Meanwhile the first guy was pounding on the passenger side window and screaming unrepeatable things at the girl.

I decided this was definately becoming illegal, turned on the lights, and put my cruiser in drive. As I was pulling out of my parking space. I saw that the first guy had joined his friends and they had pushed the big guy to the ground. I gave my siren a little woop-woop to get their attention. The first guy and his friends turned their back on the big guy to give me their attention. I watched as the big guy regained his feet and started to charge his assailants from behind. They weren't paying attention to him. then the big guy's legs went out from under him as he slipped on some ice, and then, in a flash (far quicker than it seemed his girth would allow), he was back on his feet and running. It reminded me of a rhino or a locomotive in motion. Even if he had wanted to stop I don't think inertia would have allowed him too.

He crashed into the gaggle of would-be tough guys like a bowling ball into so many pins. His target was clearly the first guy who he landed on with all of his force and proceeded to pummel . I grabbed for my radio and yelled "10-10 in Parking lot #1," then jumped from my cruiser and successfully broke up the fight. Nobody wanted to give statements for assault so I issued them all citations for disorderly conduct.

Anyway, the moral of the story is that the Skins are like that big guy. So far this season they have been pushed around, and they slipped a little on the ice, but I'm telling you they are back on their feet and they are charging forward, and every team in the league has written them off and turned their back on a threat.

... and yeah, I know their win last week was against the Texans, and yes, the Texans suck, but I feel better about this team for some reason. My doubts have been removed. I'm angry but not dejected. It's a proactive anger. Do you know what I mean?

They changed to black and whites!

I loved many things about the St Albans City Police Department during the roughly four years that I collected a pay check from them, but one thing that I was always a staunch critic of was the color scheme on their cruisers. It was a messy melange of dark blue, and green with purplish-blue lettering. Many were the times that we would sit around the squad room and comment on how we wished we had black and whites like they did in Burlington. Well, they finally got 'em, and I gotta say they look sharp. They make me want to go back out and patrol the Maple Sugar Capital of the world.


Incidentally, the officer pictured in the top image is Sgt. Judy Dunn. She may not look it, but she is easily one of the toughest chicks I have ever known. She was my field training officer when I first joined the department. One of the first things she ever said to me as I slid into the passenger seat next to her was "The first rule is, if I'm getting my a** kicked your m#$%&r f#%&^#$g a** better be getting kicked too." Don't mess with Sgt. Dunn!

Thursday, September 21, 2006

HELP

I've had this song bouncing around the cavernous confines of my brain ever since a shopping trip to WalMart last Monday (...and no, I do not have any moral qualms about shopping at Walmart.). As I was walking through the toy section with Bowden-bose I heard the following:

"No, I don't want no scrub-
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me-
Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me."


Over and over and over again I have been singing that part, and just that part, for the past few days. It was the first thing that rose to the surface in my fuzzy brain this morning as I woke up, I sang it in the shower, on the walk down to the office, and even now as I type this post. I can't shake it.

Sarah has a theory that if you are able to sing the song in its entirety it will break the spell and you can banish it from your head forever. So far that has only added the following stanza to my reptitious repertoire:

"A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine-
Also known as a busta!"

In Sarah's defense though I have not yet successfully sang the song all the way through. Maybe I should try that right now. I will google the lyrics. What is the song's title? ... and what evil sorceress of a singer conjured that mix of lyrics and melody to so bedevil my fevered mental wanderings? I need these answers to successfully google the lyrics. Sounds like a job for Dora the Explorer and her cousin Diego. "First over the Lollipop bridge, then through the kite forest, then under the railroad tracks, and then we find the lyrics and save Josh from going INSANE! Hooray!"

Does anybody out there in the blogosphere have any tips on how to remove an undesireable song from your head?

Sunday, September 17, 2006

I JUST BURPED AND TASTED CROW.

Stupid Cowboys


I don't like the taste of crow or humble pie, but I think they leave a good after taste.

Friday, September 15, 2006

NOT A FOOTBALL POST

Oh what glee,
T'were I a bee,
And she
My hive and honey!

I'd buzz along so merrily,
And ever after happy be,
If she
Would only love me!