tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post116983283858668866..comments2023-10-11T07:24:02.683-07:00Comments on BUMMER-FREE ZONE: LEND ME YOUR EARS SHEN LORDS!barefootkangaroohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02920073542185372478noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-84315038369072609922020-06-17T16:07:37.411-07:002020-06-17T16:07:37.411-07:00There is one who was born in the times of quiet an...There is one who was born in the times of quiet and found shelter in the hall of her Brothers. She has risen quietly to womanhood foraging in the forgotten fields drinking from the sweet water of mountains...the Princess of Shenawana Hall!! jholmeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14483787689720174529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1170083200910260002007-01-29T07:06:00.000-08:002007-01-29T07:06:00.000-08:00I have such peace right nowI have such peace right nowRocket Surgeon, Phdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02460228829181474336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1170042352894202892007-01-28T19:45:00.000-08:002007-01-28T19:45:00.000-08:00Brilliant.Brilliant.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14088750144233347331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1170042233754490722007-01-28T19:43:00.000-08:002007-01-28T19:43:00.000-08:00Very unfortunate, the state of Shen is...I think i...Very unfortunate, the state of Shen is...<BR/>I think it might have gotten beyond the point of "cooler heads" being needed.....I will say more on this at some point. Until then, I hope that this can be some sort of inspiration for those of us who remember Shen in it's days of glory.<BR/><BR/><I>(The one formerly known as Freakin Gary)</I><BR/><BR/><B>The Shen Anthem</B><BR/><I>by David Johnson</I><BR/><BR/>Perched on the hill<BR/>High above the quad<BR/>All it means<BR/>Is we’re closer to God<BR/>It may be a pile of<BR/>bricks, no more<BR/>But true men don’t need<BR/>a carpeted floor<BR/><BR/>We’ve got diversity<BR/>to say the least<BR/>With freaks from north <BR/>to west to east<BR/>We walk around<BR/>In our underpants<BR/>And excel at breeding<BR/>Colonies of ants<BR/><BR/>Our lounges are dirty<BR/>And filthy with grime<BR/>Our bathrooms aren’t clean<BR/>But the smell is sublime<BR/>We like to make bombs<BR/>And flatulent sounds<BR/>We like to grow beards<BR/>That weigh twelve pounds<BR/><BR/>By the warm radiators<BR/>We’ll all be nestling<BR/>And watching hours and hours<BR/>Of professional wrestling<BR/>Well, sure we watch<BR/>A lot of TV<BR/>But keep in mind<BR/>We’ve got the Peaveys<BR/><BR/>The women adore us<BR/>What can we say?<BR/>And the guys from South Hall<BR/>Are definitely gay<BR/>So next time you want<BR/>To see some real men<BR/>Just take a walk through<BR/>The proud halls of ShenGuarionexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15512738146007857366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1170035489631881132007-01-28T17:51:00.000-08:002007-01-28T17:51:00.000-08:00Armstrong.I'll be collecting soon, I promise.Armstrong.<BR/><BR/>I'll be collecting soon, I promise.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14088750144233347331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1170023947011190382007-01-28T14:39:00.000-08:002007-01-28T14:39:00.000-08:00Wow--Job, I don't know what to say. It's all righ...Wow--Job, I don't know what to say. It's all right? <BR/><BR/>Someone needs some Lawarran Dukes hug-it-out therapy!<BR/><BR/>Maxon--I racked my brains for Desmond's last name and could not come up with it... for a cheesesteak next time you're down, can you remember?<BR/><BR/>MJRev. Michael Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04790129380632313261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1170000521414495492007-01-28T08:08:00.000-08:002007-01-28T08:08:00.000-08:00Tears of laughter, and my jaws hurt from laughing....Tears of laughter, and my jaws hurt from laughing.barefootkangaroohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02920073542185372478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1169980649405752022007-01-28T02:37:00.000-08:002007-01-28T02:37:00.000-08:00I think it was me, Lord Jordan. WHere the dorm be...I think it was me, Lord Jordan. WHere the dorm began its downward spiral.<BR/>I was on the cusp of your era...the last one out the dorm. And I forgot to unplug the coffee pot. It sparked and stuff. Burned our dorm down.<BR/><BR/>It was Me - that decided we should sing to Lambein in addition to East.<BR/>It was Me - that allowed certain men into the Lord High Council. Men that would later turn corrupt and offer up our hall as a sacrifice to their gods of inidiscretion.<BR/>It was Me - who woke up and asked Lord Matt Wills who he was as he slept on a spread out trash bag on the floor in the rec room and asked him to leave.<BR/>It was Me - that didn't know who he was!<BR/><BR/>Put out me eyes! "Lad? Take me by the hand and lead me to the front entrance of Shen, for my eyes are put out and I can't find my way.<BR/>Yes, thank you. Just let me lean my shoulder against the wall here. Run along now and watch your little European Soccer Game. Watch it real good. Watch it "approvingly".<BR/><BR/>Lord? LORD LET ME DIE WITH THE SHEN MEN!!!<BR/><BR/>It was me!!!!!"Rocket Surgeon, Phdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02460228829181474336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1169960089973858472007-01-27T20:54:00.000-08:002007-01-27T20:54:00.000-08:00Wow. A Desmond reference. I'm stunned right now....Wow. A Desmond reference. I'm stunned right now. Just beside myself.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14088750144233347331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1169932606447913712007-01-27T13:16:00.000-08:002007-01-27T13:16:00.000-08:00I think the monkeyboy would definately psych them ...I think the monkeyboy would definately psych them out if they tried to put up a feeble resistance. It can be very intimidating, but I think only the most meager of scraps would be left to me after wave after punishing wave of shen legends swept through the building like an all-consuming wall of purifying destruction. <BR/><BR/>I wonder if campus security would try and stop us or if they would just look the other way like the current pitiful bunch of Shen RA's. Possibly the rules against an all-consuming wall purifying destruction "means nothing" at Houghton College.barefootkangaroohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02920073542185372478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1169931023871596302007-01-27T12:50:00.000-08:002007-01-27T12:50:00.000-08:00PS--might Monkeyboy make an appearance, Josh?Seems...PS--might Monkeyboy make an appearance, Josh?<BR/><BR/>Seems to me he'd add something--btw, I use Monkeyboy all the time with my youth group.<BR/><BR/>MJRev. Michael Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04790129380632313261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1169930949473370272007-01-27T12:49:00.000-08:002007-01-27T12:49:00.000-08:00Wow...I think the most underplayed part of this st...Wow...I think the most underplayed part of this story is "guys watching a soccer game on TV." This is the most unacceptable of all the unacceptable behavior.<BR/><BR/>We need to pinpoint when this dorm began its downward spiral--could it have been the installation of carpet? The deal with the devil that was Jeff Holcomb as RDA? This is not the dorm of Sven Johnson and Ramon Solis, not the dorm of the brothers Gleason, Freeman Hwang, and Kevin "Bull" Troy (you old-schoolers know who I mean). It's not the dorm of a young Aaron Wells or that one dude Desmond...<BR/><BR/>until we retake it.<BR/><BR/>MJRev. Michael Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04790129380632313261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1169901403632883422007-01-27T04:36:00.000-08:002007-01-27T04:36:00.000-08:00Wow...how could I have forgotten Lords Hostetter a...Wow...how could I have forgotten Lords Hostetter and Vreeland? "Hubie...your dorm needs you to sweep it one last time."<BR/><BR/>We will need to sit young Roorbach down for an intense interview...<BR/><BR/>Meanwhile, we will instruct Lord Chesner to take the Grand Master key to Mordor for destruction along with the fellowship of Lords Mezick, Dean and Fealko.<BR/><BR/>AWT.Rocket Surgeon, Phdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02460228829181474336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1169865259058150812007-01-26T18:34:00.000-08:002007-01-26T18:34:00.000-08:00I say we throw the bruised and broken bodies of al...I say we throw the bruised and broken bodies of all who oppose us into a "man pile" in front of the dorm to serve as a warning to all who disagree with our draconian measures, and to reassure all those who desire a return of proper order to the happy house on the hill that the lawless days will never come back.barefootkangaroohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02920073542185372478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1169857755303348582007-01-26T16:29:00.000-08:002007-01-26T16:29:00.000-08:00This is too funny... and knowing LaWarren & Keesle...This is too funny... and knowing LaWarren & Keesler, I can only continue to laugh... Nice job there, Job!<BR/>Looks like Shen is heading South & they might as well try to move Lambien to the top of the hill, too!Lianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11668604602731309178noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1169850518192713452007-01-26T14:28:00.000-08:002007-01-26T14:28:00.000-08:00ugh. shen has gone SOUTH.ugh. shen has gone SOUTH.sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02114340110004022595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1169849172569088512007-01-26T14:06:00.000-08:002007-01-26T14:06:00.000-08:00I think I want LaWarren and Keesler on the entry t...I think I want LaWarren and Keesler on the entry team. I will give them the code names "Shock" and "awe." <BR/><BR/>OH THE HUMANITY!barefootkangaroohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02920073542185372478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1169849025295645152007-01-26T14:03:00.000-08:002007-01-26T14:03:00.000-08:00Sounds brilliant, but I want the cool heads of Lor...Sounds brilliant, but I want the cool heads of Lords Vreeland and Hostetter by my side in the interviews to ensure fairness and accuracy.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14088750144233347331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1169841695727660432007-01-26T12:01:00.000-08:002007-01-26T12:01:00.000-08:00We'll meet on the auxillary soccer field. With sh...We'll meet on the auxillary soccer field. With shouts of "Men on the Floor!" Lord Moisio and I will retake 3rd through the side entrance. Josh - you, Lord Stroud and Lord T-ice should come right up the main stairwell...I will instruct our few remaining loyal residents to meet you there. You must retake 2nd. I would do it myself but my association with 2nd might cloud my judgement. <BR/>Maxon, Lord Jones and Lord J-Dawg will enter through a back window in the basement.<BR/>After what I'm sure will be a brief conflict, they will prepare the rec room for hostage reassimilation.<BR/><BR/>After "relieving" the two RA's on 3rd of their duties Moisio and I will shine a light from room 317 to the parking lot alerting Lord Lawarren and Lords Keesler that the time for forced submission was at hand.<BR/>With the help of Lords Rinker, Crandall and Picardo we will then seal all exits as we resubmit - to our hall - Lord Joel Tom and Lord Holmwood...who will announce that it is truly quiet hours.<BR/>Meanwhile, Lord Maxon will be interviewing all residents for either repentance/assimiliation or deportation to South.<BR/><BR/>And Lord Freakin' Gary can pop us some corn...Rocket Surgeon, Phdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02460228829181474336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1169839901022969652007-01-26T11:31:00.000-08:002007-01-26T11:31:00.000-08:00I hear the Olympics involve nudity now too. Hmm.I hear the Olympics involve nudity now too. Hmm.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14088750144233347331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22656058.post-1169834054114643372007-01-26T10:00:00.000-08:002007-01-26T10:00:00.000-08:00I'm stealing this.I'm stealing this.Cameohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00949321504019484548noreply@blogger.com